You don't wanna know what I crossed. Ok, yes you do. You just asked.
I'm not backward in coming forward, so I'll say right off the bat, I've got some -- how shall we put it -- 'swing low, sweet chariots' down there. A couple of dufflebags upon which sits a very distinguished gentleman. Crossing just won't do, if I'm not gonna be tripping over myself all day long.
First I tied 'em in a Left-hand Bowline, but that made me drift continuously to the left, like one of those ganky shopping trolleys, with the munted wheel you have to fight against to keep going in a straight line.
Next I tried a European Death Knot. Within minutes I had lost all feeling in Bill and Ben (What, you never named yours?) as the EDK choked off their blood supply. I panicked, and then sighed with relief when a fiery burning sensation returned. Then the burning became a thousand wasps stabbing me with their tail-stingers... tail-stingers filled with napalm and glass shavings.
Finally, I tied those suckers into a Zeppelin Loop, and third time was definitely the charm. I strutted around all day long with my long red shoelaces flapping in the wind atop my trusty sneakers (Bill on the left, Ben on the right) and I turned not a few heads, let me tell you.
Yes, Jeremy, my lucky red shoelaces. For you, Bro. Only pour vous.
Pretty awesome there, Jeremy. Bravo. Knew you would make it on the "black list" one day-- not that I know what that is but it sounds pretty cool. Anyway, I'm Canadian. Wadda I know, eh?
I received a comment on my blog from an ex-blogger who was quite a legend in his day. You may remember him as Olaf Legend. He "died" mysteriously some time ago but seems to have resurfaced another a new pseudonym. Pretty hilarious stuff. You may want to check it out before he deletes the blog as he is apt to do.
http://docmarga.blogspot.com/
Man, do I miss your bad screenwriting blog. That's one for the history books. Keep well amongst the Hollywood glitterati.
No blogging from you for a while. Yes, a busy Hollywood player, dammit, we know. Take a break from pounding those keys (please, God, let it be typewriter keys and not the powdered ones) and give us an update, bro!
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You don't wanna know what I crossed. Ok, yes you do. You just asked.
I'm not backward in coming forward, so I'll say right off the bat, I've got some -- how shall we put it -- 'swing low, sweet chariots' down there. A couple of dufflebags upon which sits a very distinguished gentleman. Crossing just won't do, if I'm not gonna be tripping over myself all day long.
First I tied 'em in a Left-hand Bowline, but that made me drift continuously to the left, like one of those ganky shopping trolleys, with the munted wheel you have to fight against to keep going in a straight line.
Next I tried a European Death Knot. Within minutes I had lost all feeling in Bill and Ben (What, you never named yours?) as the EDK choked off their blood supply. I panicked, and then sighed with relief when a fiery burning sensation returned. Then the burning became a thousand wasps stabbing me with their tail-stingers... tail-stingers filled with napalm and glass shavings.
Finally, I tied those suckers into a Zeppelin Loop, and third time was definitely the charm. I strutted around all day long with my long red shoelaces flapping in the wind atop my trusty sneakers (Bill on the left, Ben on the right) and I turned not a few heads, let me tell you.
Yes, Jeremy, my lucky red shoelaces. For you, Bro. Only pour vous.
The article says that you, "...also landed on the writer hot sheet known as the black list with his script Score."
The black list is a list of hot writers? I've never heard of this before.
Congrats man!
Was a little worried after the shoe thing, then silence...
Awesome man, congratulations!
Congrats! Any news on Pet? Has it been shot?
Jerm,
We are sooo proud of you! We knew you could do it!
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Pretty awesome there, Jeremy. Bravo. Knew you would make it on the "black list" one day-- not that I know what that is but it sounds pretty cool. Anyway, I'm Canadian. Wadda I know, eh?
I received a comment on my blog from an ex-blogger who was quite a legend in his day. You may remember him as Olaf Legend. He "died" mysteriously some time ago but seems to have resurfaced another a new pseudonym. Pretty hilarious stuff. You may want to check it out before he deletes the blog as he is apt to do.
http://docmarga.blogspot.com/
Man, do I miss your bad screenwriting blog. That's one for the history books. Keep well amongst the Hollywood glitterati.
What's crackalackin', Jeremy?
Any movement on SCORE, MY SPY? Is PET in the can?
No blogging from you for a while. Yes, a busy Hollywood player, dammit, we know. Take a break from pounding those keys (please, God, let it be typewriter keys and not the powdered ones) and give us an update, bro!
worst. blogger. ever.
What happened, Jeremy? I have a link to your old site and it's no longer there.
Man, I needed a good laugh. Hope you got some kind of book deal because that was brilliant.
I am well on my way now to being a BAD SCREENWRITER.
Thanks for all the yucks just the same and bravo on your career
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